I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now. 3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels
clam down. seriously, everyone needs to clam down. put the clam down
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